To give you an idea since Tuesday I've only managed to accomplish 3 things..rolling over to drop my guts,
pealing my undies off and replacing them with a darker colour to hide the mistakes (outta site outta mind) and in 4 days only showering once.
i should be ashamed of myself.. but i'm not, i'm actually quite proud.
and by proud i mean worried. the only thing darker then my undies are my bed sheets
you think there's a resolve to this story, there isn't. im a bad, bad man.
it's been a while in between innings,haven't written a blog in 8 months. think i left you in Themes?
hate to cut ya lunch on a great story but we made it back.. we toured the South Island in Feb with
BOON and i haven't been able to party the same since. one of the best tours i've ever been on.
i feel that things have taken a turn for the worse..i've got long hair now. if i put my hair up in a pony tail i look like Steven Seagal. i exercise about as much as he does to so my forearm is rippppped. so pretty much rock bottom. haha such a depressing return.
Feb tour w/ boon -
i see in my blogging absence bands are using Pledge Me to raise funds for a touring mish atm while i respect any band that tours, Pledgeme buzzes me right out.
so fuck, here's a few helpful money saving tips that Pledgeme wont teach you:
** Never pay for accommodation. take a tent. if the venue cant suss you accom see if you can sleep at their house, their neighbours house, a family friends house or even just ask some drunk cunt over the mic. push comes to shove just sleep in the car or try ya luck at getting laid - take someone else too she's probably got a couch. or a thirst. or the boyfriend.
either way it's not worth shelling out the 200$
** $5 per diems are best spent at the supermarket. save your lunch for dinner and your dinner for breakfast. it's how it works. doggie bag shit.
if ya feelin flash pick your favourite bandmate an go to subway, get a foot long of whateverthefuckyalikeit'syourday.
** Take 1 vehicle, fuck spending double on petrol.
** Don't deny anyone on the door, if they cant pay the skrilla to get in see what else they have. drugs are mint, flick them off for money. or take them, fuck it who cares, saves the issue of not finding accom.
One thing that i feel has to be addressed in the local Dunedin music scene at the moment is the lack of young musicians getting on the sauce. maybe it's cos i'm not part of this cool hip ..nah man what the fuck were they teaching you guys in school?
is it just at the gigs you guys dont drink? whats the story?
MALES, TRICK MAMMOTH, A DISTANT CITY, ASTRO CHILDREN i'm talking to you guys. whats up? this is like some backwards intervention.
it wasn't Uncle aeroplane mate Mark was it?
shit check out mums bark! GEDDOWT
don't let that put you off guys, if anything Mark did them all a favour, in the event of an earthquake that cupboard would've toppled over now they know to fasten it. so... nice one booze.. shot Mark
I'm joking relax, well kinda. it is a genuine concern i have with ya'll
bring back Kane Strang, brohammer could drink.
i forgot what i was here to do anyway..but yeah we've got a few shows coming up.
we're playing Invercargill on the 4th October.
good to clear out the cobwebs though, fuck it's been too long without writing anything. this one suffered a bit but fuck it. head cold, sober. haven't written in 8 months. probably should have stayed that way.